Soulsborne players are an interesting bunch. Not content with simply completing From Software’s quintet of tough-as-nails action RPG’s – the series’ catchphrase isn’t ‘you died’ for nothing – a small sub-section of players seem to derive what can only be described as a masochistic pleasure from adding their own arbitrary challenges to make the experience even more punishing.
From beating the hardest bosses without taking a single hit to manipulating the in-game avatar with a controller made of actual bananas (see here for details), the fans of auteur Hidetaka Miyazaki’s 2009 original Demon’s Souls, Victorian-Gothic tale Bloodborne and the Dark Souls trilogy of dark fantasy adventures have performed some of the most unique gaming feats you’re likely to see.
To recognise some of these truly unbelievable player accomplishments, I’ve listed 5 of the most impressive feats to date, including a single entry from each of the series’ 5 constituent titles in an effort to provide the broadest view possible of these wonderful games.
Demon’s Souls – no hit run
Released exclusively on the PS3 back in 2009 – a time when the idea of a tango-coloured, bigoted and bewilderingly unintelligent buffoon leading the free world was farcical – Demon’s Souls transformed the gaming landscape, introducing players to the amazing fantasy landscapes, colossal bosses and arcane storytelling many of us have come to love.
A 30+ hour adventure featuring hordes of brutal enemies and imposing bosses, completing the game itself without destroying half a dozen controllers in frustration along the way is an accomplishment in and of itself for the majority of those who’ve undertaken the task. Not according to YouTuber Miltymilt (let’s players and their silly aliases).
Published only a matter of days ago, this intrepid individual managed to complete the entire game without taking a single hit from any of the monstrosities lurking within the corridors of Demon’s Souls’ dark world, only suffering environmental damage and the enervating effects of certain items over the course of his 3-hour speedrun. It’s true, he does avoid confronting any enemy he doesn’t have to, but it’s an extraordinary display of skill nonetheless.
Dark Souls – Speedrun with no healing or bonfires
Very similar to the abovementioned no-hit run, LobosJr conquered this hair-pullingly difficult game without using Dark Souls’ signature Estus Flask, healing spells or bonfires to rejuvenate his character at any point during his remarkably brief journey (like Miltymilt, this particular playthrough clocks in at around the 3-hour mark).
Moreover, as he eschews bonfires altogether (the game’s checkpoints and the only place you can refill your Estus Flask), his avatar remains at soul level 1 from start to finish, limiting his damage output and stamina pool, the latter of which is vital for both dodging and performing attacks.
A set of high-quality weapons, armour and gear make the challenge slightly more feasible, however, considering I, like many others before me, have failed to complete this game in any form to this day, you can’t begrudge him these little indulgences. Besides, LobosJr has undertaken numerous other self-imposed Soulsborne tests in the past, that make this look simple by comparison as you’ll see shortly.
Dark Souls 2 – Handmaid’s Ladle
In fact, the aforementioned LobosJr makes his second appearance right now in acknowledgement of his novel approach to conquering 2014’s Dark Souls 2.
Perhaps my favourite player achievement, LobosJr successfully completes the game relying on naught but the Handmaid’s Ladle for protection; one of the title’s weakest weapons, possessing the unfortunate combination of feeble base stats and a lack of any magical or elemental effects. What’s more, this particular campaign is on new game +7, which is essentially the hardest difficulty possible boasting as it increases the enemy HP, strength and abundance.
As such, it deals only a few measly points of damage with each blow, even against even the weakest enemies, reducing every skirmish into a war of attrition. To make matters worse, its frustratingly low durability means LobosJr has to retreat to a bonfire every 2 minutes to repair his frail cooking utensil, lest it becomes even less of a threat to the demons and fallen knights who stand in his way.
It must require the patience of a saint and a fierce love of the game to finish Dark Souls 2 under these conditions.
Bloodborne – completed using feet
When I first read of about this a few months back, my first thought was that someone had been patient (or perhaps bored enough) to attempt wonderful PS4 exclusive Bloodborne without using any weapons at all, utilising the series’ standard kick action as their only form of offence instead; how wrong I was. Celesterian Games had an altogether more unbelievable challenge in mind.
While I struggled to simply beat the game, Celesterian navigated the streets of Yarnham and prevailed over his adversaries using his actual feet to control his avatar, wearing socks for at least one of the boss battles and eating during others; I guess confronting the hideous denizens of Yarnham is hungry work.
Whether he possesses freakishly long toes or has spent years training them to perform the complicated task of manipulating a controller, it puts a dampener on the sense of accomplishment I felt when I beat Vicar Amelia, Gehrman and company with my boring old hands.
Dark Souls 3 – level 1, no rolling, blocking or parrying
A simple if no less impressive achievement, my final entry comes from TolomeoR who successfully finished the entirety of the latest and perhaps final Soulsborne game – Dark Souls 3 – without recourse to rolling, blocking or parrying using a soul level 1 character.
With some many limitations in place, TolomeoR was only able to avoid incoming attacks by walking or running out of the way, in turn requiring a deep knowledge of the game’s enemies and some startlingly swift reflexes. But what I find most astonishing, is his decision to forgo the path of least resistance and challenge every single one of Dark Souls 3’s mandatory and optional bosses, including the outrageously difficult Nameless King – an opponent I haven’t even come close to defeating.
Understandably, a feat of this nature wasn’t straightforward. According to the man himself, it took approximately 60 hours of trial and error to complete; 15 of which were dedicated solely to conquering the game’s final boss, the daunting Soul of Cinder.
In future, those that enjoy ramping up the difficulty of already punishing games like the Soulsborne series will have to look to the likes of Nioh, Code Vein and The Surge, following Miyazaki’s comments on From Software’s seminal franchise last year.
According to Miyazaki, the Ringed City DLC for Dark Souls 3 marks his final foray into the fantasy universe he created, suggesting the series might be done for good. However, he did provide a glimmer of hope for fans, saying he’d be happy to pass the reins to another should anyone else one day desire to build on his outstanding work.